and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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