Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
