problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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