Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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