'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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