what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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