i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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