HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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