I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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