I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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