It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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