I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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