I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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