Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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