Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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