I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize