OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.