i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
operation have a gay friend backfired
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.