i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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