my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I am one with the molecules
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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