She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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