Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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