I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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