so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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