Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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