oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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