Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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