susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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