i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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