I must be too annoying 4 u.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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