Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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