Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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