I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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