I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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