i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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