im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Need sex. Gaining weight.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i love accidental penises.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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