I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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