Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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