Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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