so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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