you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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