Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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