im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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