You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
