I hate your face
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
false alarm. still invincible.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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