I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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