I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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