TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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