So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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