You surviving the open bar?
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i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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