think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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