where does the pee come out of this thing
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
