The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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